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I SUPPORT THEIR CIVILIANS

I SUPPORT THEIR CIVILIANS
Crazed suicide bombers on one side; highly trained military on the other. How is a used camel salesman supposed to make a living?

 
I SUPPORT WHATEVER'S TRENDY

I SUPPORT WHATEVER'S TRENDY
You're a Kabbalah reading, rubber bracelet wearing, Paris Hilton fucking fool. Here's one more item you can't live without.

I LIKE RIBBONS!

I LIKE RIBBONS!
Politics is complicated and war is messy. But ribbons? They're pretty, like your mouth.

 
THERE'S A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE LOOKING AT ME ...STILL LOOKING AT ME

(Front) THERE'S A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE
LOOKING AT ME
(Back) ...STILL LOOKING AT ME

Fuck 'em. Best of all it doesn't matter whether you're coming or going.

I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS

I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
It's time to sit down and declare your support for single moms. Won't you lend a lap?

 
GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE!

GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM
AND/OR COLLEGE!

Show your support for your favorite overpaid athlete and/or subpar student!

I DID NOT GET BRITNEY PREGNANT (I CAME ON HER TITS)

I DID NOT GET BRITNEY PREGNANT
(I CAME ON HER TITS)

Oops, I did it again...I came in her mouth, got lost in the game...ooh baby, baby!

 
STOP CLUBBING BABY SEALS

STOP CLUBBING BABY SEALS
They never buy a round, they dance too close, and their breath smells of herring.

WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS

WHO NEEDS BIG TITS?
WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS
I couldn't poop for two days because my ass was swollen shut. I never saw you, but you violated me, you bastard jellyfish.

 
YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER

YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
Laughter is the best medicine. That is, next to any sort of actual medicine.

COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS?

COULD YOU COME BACK
IN A FEW BEERS?
What you might call skunked beer due to lack of knowledge could be a tasty German-style Pilsner to another. Or it could be piss.

 
SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE!

SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS
PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE!

I know you're willing to lend a hand, but what these boys could really use is a nice warm, wet...protective vehicle.

I ONLY SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT

I ONLY SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE
IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT

There's nothing hotter than two chicks making out, unless it's two chicks making out while they're on fire.

 
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE *PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING

THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK

ELECTORAL MAP

RED = REPUBLICANS
BLUE = IDIOTIC CRYBABIES

Maybe those states are blue from all the whining going on (and tears are sorta blue).

 
ELECTORAL MAP

BLUE = DEMOCRATS
RED = COMPLETE MORONS

Maybe those states are all just red with embarrassment.

ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
My 12 step program has an escalator, and a wet bar.
 
I'M THE NEW POPE WHO WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN?

I'M THE NEW POPE-
WHO WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN?

Now everyone will have mandatory premarital sex.

WWJD for a KLONDIKE BAR?

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
(for a KLONDIKE bar?)

My 15 year old Christian daughter is very angry with God. She needs prayer for all her anger against God. Please pray for her & send ice cream.

 
I MAY HAVE ALZHEIMER'S BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S

I MAY HAVE ALZHEIMER'S
BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S

This shirt is for everyone who... who are you people? How did you get on this site?

TALK NERDY TO ME
TALK NERDY TO ME
How should I manage my hacker? The same way you herd cats. It can be a bit confusing; they're not like most other workers.
 
OB/GYN KENOBI

OB/GYN KENOBI
Use the Force Luke... no wait, I meant the forceps... now the Force... and now back to the forceps. Good. Go wash up.

STOP MIDGET ON MIDGET CRIME

STOP MIDGET ON MIDGET CRIME
There are no small crimes, only small criminals.

 
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE

I'LL BE USING THESE
TO MY ADVANTAGE

The Maidenform company was founded in 1922, starting the convention of naming cup sizes A through D.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.  I'M AN ASSHOLE AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

GO FUCK YOURSELF. I'M AN ASSHOLE AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
Paid for by the commitee to elect fewer cumstains, and more assholes.

 
I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN

I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN
Elvis was a hero to most. But he never meant shit to me, you see.

I BET YOU'LL VOTE NEXT TIME HIPPIE

I BET YOU'LL VOTE NEXT TIME HIPPIE
Did you vote with the majority...and stay home? Nice going.

 
EAST COAST LAWNMOWERS

EAST COAST LAWNMOWERS
Charles Henry Pugh was born in 1840 in Newtown Montgomery. Unfortunately he never lived long enough to see his first lawnmower.

1F U C4N R34D TH1S U R34LLY N33D T0 G37 L41D

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly
n33d t0 g37 l41d

And cybering doesn't count. And you can stop saving yourself for Lara Croft.

 
MEDIUM PIMPIN

MEDIUM PIMPIN'
Fo' real it don't get no mo' medium man.
Don't trip, let's flip, gettin throwed on the flip. Gettin blowed with the motherfuckin Jigga Man, fool.

I'M HUGE IN JAPAN

I'M HUGE IN JAPAN
And China...and Korea..and Thailand and...
You'll have to ask Bill Murray what the Japanese letters mean (hint hint: big dick)
.

 
I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN

I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
Stirring up an instant cake mix? It's the perfect time to practice fractions. You can also count the pieces of chopped glass you put into the beef stew.

SHITTLES (taste the asshole)
SHITTLES (taste the asshole)
I am sad to report that on November 18, 2001, my beloved Shittles died from bloat. She will be dearly missed.
 
BELIEVE IN JESUS!
THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE FUCKING
ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT...
JUST KIDDING, BELIEVE IN JESUS!

So why do I believe in Jesus? Because he's real. That night in the library, when I hit the bottom, Buddha wasn't there for me.
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN BOUT

I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT
The shirt NBC's Scrubs featured on their 3/30/04 episode and the one we've been selling since 2002.

 
YES, I HAVE PLENTY OF CHANGE YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT.  THANKS FOR ASKING.

YES, I HAVE PLENTY OF CHANGE
YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT.
THANKS FOR ASKING.

I would help the homeless if I just knew where they lived.

I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE

I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
THAT THING YOU LIKE

In return, she taught me the Lambada; even though it is... forbidden.

 
I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE

I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND
THAT THING YOU LIKE

In return, he taught me long division.

I SWING BOTH WAYS

I SWING BOTH WAYS
Tarzan, Jane, Cheetah, a hole in a log- it all looks good to me.

 
FRAT BOYS GIVE THE BEST BLOWJOBS

FRAT BOYS GIVE THE BEST BLOWJOBS
This is just one of the things you learn in "Animal House- the Director's Cut".

BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN AND STDs

BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN- and STDs
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

 
DON'T NEGLECT THE BALLS

DON'T NEGLECT THE BALLS
Good advice for golfers, tennis players, bowlers, and other assorted cocksuckers.


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